Day 119 – Honey I Never Knew

Honey I never knew
you were
this big of a fool-
you see,
it isn’t smart to let
somebody else
be in charge
of your livery

Honey I never knew
you were
this big of a fool-
you see,
it isn’t wise to let
your guard be down
around someone
like me

Honey I never knew
you were
this big of a fool
for me-
but now that I know
let’s give it a go-
all kinds of
tomfoolery.

 

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Day 37 – Bedtime Banter

“Honey why’s there sugar in the bed?”

“Prolly ’cause your bod is so sweet.”

“No for real, were you eating those Peeps in bed again?”

“Who would ever eat those cute little things?”

“Quit playin’ and tell the truth.”

“Fine, it’s from you ’cause you so salty.”

“…I’m gonna go eat hot Cheetos in your bed, brb”

“EXCUSE ME FOR SAVING YOU A SNACK”

*End scene*

 

Year 2: Day 142 – You Look Exhausted

8 o’clock on a Thursday, baby,
you look exhausted.

Baby, I always look exhausted.
Don’t call me baby.
I am exhausted.

8 o’clock on a Thursday, honey,
don’t you have work in the morning?

Don’t call me honey and
are you concerned for that?
What’s a short-term man like you
got to mind about me?

They say I got defense mechanisms
but how about if I really was
just tired-
would you send me off to bed,
would you tuck me in-
baby, what could you do
about an exhausted woman?

(Tell her she looks it)

Day 334 – Get This Over Me

This bumblebee
obsessed with me
I cannot shake it off

This buzzing hive
where I stay alive
won’t let me get no rest

I’m dripping in honey
I love the chase
and it loves to love me well

I can’t get this over me,
not so fast;
I’m dripping in honey
I love the chase